Wednesday, December 26, 2007

9 Words Women Use

         1.  Fine: This  is the word women use to end an
          argument when they are right and you need to
          shut up.
          2.  Five  Minutes: If she is getting dressed,
          this means a half an hour.  Five minutes  is
         only five minutes if you have just  been given
         five more minutes to watch  the game before
         helping around the  house.
          3.  Nothing: This  is the calm before the
         storm. This  means something, and you should be
         on  your toes. Arguments that begin with
          nothing usually end in fine.
         4. Go  Ahead: This is a dare, not  permission.
         Don't Do It!
         5.   Loud Sigh:  This is actually a word, but is
         a  non-verbal statement often misunderstood by
          men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
          idiot and wonders why she is wasting her  time
         standing here and arguing with  you about
         nothing. (Refer back to #3  for the meaning of
          nothing.)
          6. That's Okay:  This is one of the most
         dangerous  statements a women can make to a
         man.  That's okay means she wants to think long
          and hard before deciding how and when you will
          pay for your mistake.
         7. Thanks: A  woman is thanking you, do not
          question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
         8.  Whatever: Is a women's way of saying ,You'll  get yours .
          9. Don't  worry,    I got it:  Another
         dangerous statement, meaning  this is something
         that a woman has  told a man to do several
         times, but  is now doing it herself. This will
          later result in a man asking  "What's wrong?"
          For the woman's response refer to #3.
           

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